Why do you always use binoculars?
It helps me see things closer. Even if they’re not very far away. I pretend it’s my magic power.
how did steve and nat walk around that mall with just a hoodie and not get recognized i mean if i was in that mall i would have been like “do you smell that? i smell freedom. i smell steve rogers”
[eagle screeches in the background]
Captain America au where Steve is casually walking through the park and gets attacked by hundreds of eagles screeching ‘mummy’
I simultaneously feel like I’m a toddler and a thousand years old.
I can’t believe this happened to me.
part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway
ever since school started there hasnt been 1 day when i havent been tired
A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”
I cry of laughter everytime I watch this.
what the fuclk did i just watch