Jaw on the fucking floor.
nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
pro-putin folk are also antisemites u dont say
Its happening again
my grandma and great aunt have passed this card back and forth every birthday for almost 20 years
you know what
I loved unicorns when I was eleven/twelve years old and then I learned that it was real soft and nerdy to love unicorns so I checked out of the whole unicorn-liking mindset because I felt a need to be hardening myself and copping a dark-stuff-only stance
then when I was 19 my girlfriend gave me a coffee cup with a unicorn on it and on receiving it I discovered that I had internalized some bullshit anti-unicorn stance and it made me sad
to those unicorns who didn’t get liked by me during my bullshit years: my bad, do you like carrots, I will leave a plate of carrots out by the back door, I also have oats
You ever just realize how lucky you are that you did that weird thing that led to you being friends with the people you are friends with?
i traded an apple with a girl at a party once and last year i was her maid of honnor
my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad